wildly, unhappy.

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

(via mr-nice-watch)

rabioheab:

fact: it is called ultra thin crust pizza because it makes you ultra thin. trust me i am a doctor i know what i’m talking about

(via mr-nice-watch)

whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

(via virginandtonic)

fevra:

have u ever had a depersonalization moment
when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything feels so strange ???? why i am me and not someone else

(via kaseybug)

No Labels

opticnerves:

gasptambourines:

gay-men:

Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice.

socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.

this is fucking great

(via dynamitedaisyy)